All Your Gay Are Belong to Us

Dear [ The Pensblog ], we have your precious Charlie.

After picking him up at the bar the other night while hanging out with the Flyers
(he has a thing for Danny Briere I guess), we kidnapped him.

At first Pensblog Charlie was a good guest, he cleaned the house and loved to bake.
Unfortunately, things took a turn for the worst when he attempted to sneak into Briere's house.

Due to this we have had to tie him up... Oddly, he doesn't seem to mind and may be enjoying it.
(He keeps asking for the ropes to be tied tighter)

If you ever want to see Pensblog Charlie again,
and don't want him to become Orange Crush David,
we suggest that you come up with Sidney Crosby's Salary for next season $9,000,000.

We expect payment by money order for two reasons:
1) Paypal is awful.
2) Gas prices aren't worth driving somewhere to meet you.

If you fail to comply with our demands, you can kiss your gay jokes goodbye!

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vs.
7:30

Game 2 of the Eastern Conference Finals tonight.
The Flyers lost the first game on the road Friday night, and we'll be looking to split the series tonight.

The Flyers have lost the first game of every series so far, so we're really not that worried.
That just means it's time to talk about some Pens media.

:: Therrien has learned a lot about coaching! [ PG ]
Good thing your coach is still in the learning process...

In the west, Detroit upped the series to 2 - 0 even though Osgood is a bitch.



In case you couldn't tell, Osgood hits Ribeiro in the face with the butt of his stick.
Then when he gets hit in the chest, he has a seizure and wins Bitch of The Year.

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What Ya Drinkin'

Now I present to you the new Orange Crush game called What Ya Drinkin'.

The rules are simple:
- Take a picture of what you are drinking during the game next to something Flyers related (Jersey, Puck, Hat, Bag, etc. etc.)
- Send that picture to OrangeCrushBlog@gmail.com
- Get your pictures posted on the home page after every game, or whenever we have enough to post.

It's that simple. So here is the first



[Mike R.]

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Cindy has refused to listen to us about his ridiculous face blob.



This reminds us of something...



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7:30 tonight, nothing else matters.