Saturday, May 10, 2008

It's Only the First Game. Flyers Lose.




[ NHL.com Recap ]


Rough game, rough game.

The Kansas City fans came out roaring in their white wash, I gotta give them credit.
The Flyers looked alright for a bit but slowly fell apart.

Can't blame the loss on the lack of Kimmo, he couldn't have helped much.
Marty Biron the god didn't play as well as he has been lately, and played the puck too much.

I'm not too worried, we've loss the first game of every series so far,
not to mention it looks like Richards is here to play this series.

The game was bad, I don't want to talk about it.
No Crosby didn't dive like he normally does and the refs were fine, I admit it.

==================First Period==================

This recap will be short because I am bitter.

The game didn't start out too bad, both teams looked pretty decent.
Then Pens killed off a delay of game PP, and Sykora scores soon after because Modry is out of position.

1 - 0

Soon Richards - the only player on the team last night - puts one in on a wrap-around.


1 - 1

The Flyers start looking a bit better, and Versus coverage continues to be gay and not tell us anything.

The Flyers get the puck on the doorstep, and after some attempts to poke it home, it pops out and Richards again scores.

2 - 1

Just when the Flyers fans have a little bit of hope, and ounce of happiness, and a bucket of pride,
Biron gives it up to Hossa behind the net who dishes to Crosby for a goal. LAME.


2 - 2
(Is that Briere? For some reason we thought he was a healthy scratch... hmm)

The Flyers have a couple of chances while MAF gives up his signature Fleurebounds™, but no money.

The KC Cheifs, erm... Penguins come out and start to look comfortable.
With less than 10 seconds left in the period Malkin socks it to Marty and puts one in the back of the net.

3 - 2

At this point I'd rather be eating a french fry sandwhich at Primanti's.



==================Second Period==================



Flyers lost any momentum they may have had, and are playing like Rudy... with even less heart.



Flyers are on a Powerplay.
Richards lays into Malkin, and he's slow getting up and decides to sit back and cherry pick at the blue line.
He lets a slap shot rip from all of 5 feet away, good thing he missed Marty and hit the net... :(

4 - 2

I don't feel like mentioning the rest of the period.

==================Third Period==================


(Yes baby, I feel the same way)

Fleury looks good in the period, but the Flyers continue to be awful.

There's a bunch of garbage that I don't feel like typing out, but I do want to note Hatcher yelling something along the lines of "He's touching me with his gloves off!"

The Flyers lose.

NOTES:
- Biron didn't look as good as he has lately.
- No one on the team showed up for the game except Richards.
- Briere would be just as successful as a healthy scratch.
- The Flyers have lost the first game in every series and still won the series.


Average Pens Fan

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm getting really tired of Flyers fans giving Malkin shit for this "cherry picking". It's not like he was trying to pull an Ovechkin an linger around the blue line for the puck. The Flyers, due to their own stupidity, just left him there by himself! They were practically asking for him to score a goal. Morons.

Anonymous said...

Pittsburgh has too many weapons for Philly. Philly should be glad they got this far.

Dr. Turkleton said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
BlacknGold66 said...

Pensblog ripoffblog.

I'll admit it... I still chuckled a bit.


Let's Go Pens!!!

Anonymous said...

The picture of Malkin is very tasteless and childish. Grow up! If that's the extent of your Photoshop talents you will always be a poor excuse for a Pensblog wannabe.

Anonymous said...

this blog is the biggest ripoff since lennydykstrashouse.com

Anonymous said...

Its funny how terrible you guys looked. No really . . . it was hilarious. Your blog can trash talk when you don't look like complete crap.

Anonymous said...

tough to tell which is worse:

this blog or how the flyers played in the final 50 minutes

toss-up?

go phantoms - whoopsie!

your minor league team is done...and the phantoms season ended Friday as well...

the KC thing is cute, too....if was 2006.



1975.

Anonymous said...

funny how the only comments on this useless blog come from pens fans.

this blog = FAIL

Anonymous said...

this = ripoff jokeblog (and a half-assed one at that). how fitting for a cryers blog.

the pensblog owns this turd just as the pens are gonna continue to own the flyers.

nice pic of the crying baby, also fitting. that's exactly what the cryers and their fans are gonna be doing in about a week.

the malkin goal? priceless. a perfect single-digit salute to the flyers. get ready for more of that.

oh, btw, william penn sends his regards. the cheesesteak of suffering shall continue. choke it down, kids.

i'm sure pensblog charlie will be along to comfort the phlyers and their homer fans when this is all over.

1975.

Anonymous said...

So... every comment here is from a pens fan. That is more pathetic than your loser excuse of a hockey team! And I agree, the "KC" thing would be pretty good... if it were 2006. LAME.

FireFox said...

LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! .......LOL!

FireFox said...

Oh wait, I almost forgot....GO PENS!!!

michelle said...

I'm 87% sure I saw those elvis guys on green tree hill in an SUV.

Anonymous said...

AIDs hhahahahaha

Anonymous said...

Go Pens!

J.S. said...

Charlie may be tied up, but even he was embarassed at the debacle that was "ass hickey" (I'm sure you've heard about it.